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    • 7 years ago
  • 2016 New Years Resolution

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    Originally posted by yaasbabe

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    Originally posted by primadonna--princess

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    yall no funny i reblogged this shit and got $1100 on monday. good start to the year if i do say so myself

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    • 7 years ago
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  • jacquelinenoght:

    @piper wright hi i’m single

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    • 7 years ago
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  • ask-miedri:

    cyphella:

    ok a giraffe but… horse sized with a mario character extending from the ass

    What?!!!

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    • 7 years ago
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    Oh

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    oh god what did i do

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    IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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    HOLY FUCKING COW.

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    OKAY IT’S TRUE

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    WHAT
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    ???

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    I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

    WHAT HOW

    I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

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    oh?

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    OH

    #lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

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    nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

    gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

    I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

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    THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

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    you’re shitting me

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    HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

    i wanna see what happens

    it looks fun i guess

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    nice

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    • 7 years ago
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  • So my mom told me a story…

    asunsetdream:

    theguilteaparty:

    theguilteaparty:

    Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week.

    Literally every week since the first one of them learned how to make it, they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked it with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

    So they made a special loaf of banana bread just for him every week, just for him to eat. Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that was his banana bread, baked especially for him.

    So anyways, they did this once a week from middle school up until every last one of them moved out of the house (and considering there was at least 10 years difference from the oldest to the youngest, this was quite some time). So that’s like… 16 years of weekly banana bread. And he always finished it. He, without fail, ate the whole loaf of bread by himself.

    That’s approximately 835 loaves of banana bread.

    Now

    Skip ahead a few years…

    and they’re all visiting and baking banana bread and they start making a dad’s bread and their mom comes in, “I don’t think he can handle eating one more slice of banana bread!”

    “What are you talking about? He loves banana bread! He had it all the time!”

    This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the news that my grandfather loathed banana bread with every fiber of his being. He just adored that his kids loved him enough to make him a special loaf of banana bread every week (and he didn’t have the heart to tell them that he couldn’t stand banana bread) and he was incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told the kids his big secret.

    My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle man who absolutely hated banana bread but loved his kids so much more and I just wanted to share that with you guys. I think this story is just about the perfect example of the kind of person he was.

    I just told my mom this had 1000 notes on it and let me tell you what

    She had two responses.

    1. Tell them about the mac n cheese

    2. Tell me when it hits a million

    mOM.

    WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE MAC N CHEESE

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    • 8 years ago
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  • hotcheetoprincess:

    cubik808:

    if ur also a gemini just know that I understand your struggles and what it’s like being the most slandered sign in the zodiac, we hav got to stick together

    y'all two faced asses couldn’t stick together if yall tried

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    • 8 years ago
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  • tchalisew:

    Memorial for our fallen soldiers #BlackLivesMatter

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    • 8 years ago
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